Markansas is a relative of the player character who also knows the lover of the player and an NPC whom the player character stays with for the portion of the game spent in Salt City. Markansas appears to be a born-again Christian who works as a preacher in Salt City's local church, and mentions having been charged with a DUI in the past. He lives in a trailer and has a girlfriend named Carla. He does not care about the players sexuality and will help them regardless. His toilet he has named the Shitter and that is the name of it when the player enters.